There you are, my little male slave! You re in luck today! Look at this awesome piece of furniture I m gonna tie you up to. But we re gonna do something a little different today. I know you thought you were gonna get whipped and flogged today, but we re gonna do some ball busting! I m gonna tie you up to this X and then I m gonna kick the shit out of your balls until you re screaming and writhing in pain! —Crystal Clark